May 17, 2010

i am not surprised that there’s a website for this. respect. 🙂

warning:  this one may destroy your color vision for the next hour  or so:  oversaturated duckface with makeup overload!

“okay, honey, let’s sit down and have a nice little chat, ok?

sweetie, darling, your friends love you. they care about you. they think you’re gorgeous.

and they’re really fucking tired of you ruining all their pictures with this stupid goddamned face, mmmmkay? they sent us your pictures and asked us to bitchslap some sense into that pretty little head of yours. this is our best attempt.

we have no fucking idea if our message will make it through the layer of bronzer, but honey, we had to try.”

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